The Travels of Nathan & Ethan

The story of the travels so far of Nathan and Ethan

Nathan - hey Bro

Ethan -- who the hell's Bro

Nathan - well I learnt that from listening to some gangsta rapper in Universal last week -- I think it means " hey Ethan" but without using your name.

Ethan-- why would you not want to use my name.

Nathan -- look , don't get hung up on it - when in America, talk like the americans.

Nathan -- anyway what do you think of us being dragged 5000 miles over to this place-- I mean look at that flight-- 10 bluddy hours and we didn't even get to be able to choose what movies to watch.
 Ethan
Ethan -- yeah , your right - and that rubbish that Dad was watching with no sound coming out when the people were talking--

Nathan -- don't be stupid bro, he had those anti children things in his ears, you know with the wires coming out, and that was because you kept going on and on and on about getting  attention.

Ethan - yeah well 8 of those 10 hours with a full nappy that was getting fuller by the minute is definitely no fun .

Nathan -- anyway , apart from all that, then we get dragged around these places called studios and theme parks and for what, so we can sit in our buggy all day and not letting us go on the rides I mean how fare is that-- the only one we get to do is that poxy horses roundabout but then I suppose that was a bit of getting us prepared for this ranch place we are going to.

Ethan -- yes your right -- mind you we made them pay during that 8 hour drive didn't we -- ha ha, melt down time baby.

Nathan -- thats all very well, but they've bought us to a place that is hotter than hell--do you think that's to punish us---?

Ethan -- don't be daft brother, they brought us here to meet up with yia yia & granddad, and the rest of the family here, so that -- what was it -- some of their time, where they want to palm us off --

Nathan -- yeah well I for one aint gonna put up with that, if they think yesterday was a melt down then wait till what can come next.

Ethan -- don't be daft Bro !- this is an opportunity-- we can kick up a fuss and then Yia Yia steps in and we get lots of stuff bought for us --

Nathan -- do you reckon if we make it a big enough meltdown she might get me that |Harley Davison we saw on the way down here-- I mean , Grandads ok , but a cuddly toy -- really--

Ethan -- well I like mine. and anyway apparently we are off to this big ranch today, and if they think they are gonna get away with not letting me get on one of those horses, they are in for a rude awakening .

Nathan -- what do you think you can do about it then --

Ethan -- I think for that one it will have to be the smiling face at everything and everyone--you know I can get whatever I like when I do that.

Nathan -- Ok , that sounds a good plan but we had better get out timing right , I mean I don't want to be left out--- so if you smile all the time , I will stand up and crawl everywhere -- they love that stuff.

Ethan -- what do you mean  getting the timing right -- I cant tell the time yet---

Nathan -- Oh yeah that's right neither can I -- ah well, lets  make it when we get to this ranch place and have food-- after that we let them have the full monty--- you smiling and laughing and me standing and crawling around.

Ethan -- The full what ?-- anyway if that plan A doesn't work and they don't let us ride then we go to Plan B.

Nathan -- Whats a Plan B --?

Ethan -- We scream the bluddy place down Bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To be Continued----------